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girls don’t drop to the floor and become incapable of speech for a good few minutes on their period. the two really are incomparable

girls don’t drop to the floor and become incapable of speech for a good few minutes on their period. the two really are incomparable

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halfandahalf:

sometimes I wonder why pokemon bothers having caves
has anyone ever entered a cave in pokemon and thought ‘yes, this is the best part of the game. this is everything i have ever wanted’.
the answer is no.
no one has ever thought that.

halfandahalf:

sometimes I wonder why pokemon bothers having caves

has anyone ever entered a cave in pokemon and thought ‘yes, this is the best part of the game. this is everything i have ever wanted’.

the answer is no.

no one has ever thought that.

(Source: sassygay-dualscar)

i don’t get why people are afraid of dying. okay, let’s pretend you did die. would you be freaking out, “oh no, i’m dead! how awful!”? no, you wouldn’t be. you’d be dead, and totally incapable of conscious thought. so what, you’re dead. the world isn’t an issue anymore because you can’t exactly think in any way. unless you believe in the afterlife, which honestly sounds a lot better than here on earth. either way, if you accidentally die, nothing bad is going to happen. calm down. i mean, don’t go and kill yourself, that’s just a silly thing to do. living is definitely cooler than being dead because you can do things and stuff. and you have forever to be dead anyway. just don’t worry when death comes knocking, because if you’re dead, you’re dead.

has anyone noticed being dead is the ultimate screw up? i mean, you could be a drug addict or retarded or obese and people might say you’re messed up, but being dead is just the worse predicament to be in and you disappoint everyone. whenever i get told stuff like “Einstein was the smartest man alive,” if he was so smart, why did he die?